i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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