Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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