Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
