"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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