didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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