I love black thongs
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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