69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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