are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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