I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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