I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Randomize
