She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i think my mom watched the whole time
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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