let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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