I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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