So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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