just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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