Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
honey bunches of taint.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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