Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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