porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Be still, my beating vagina.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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