I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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