It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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