i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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