Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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