About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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