But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I want a musical about memes.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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