ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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