We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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