Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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