I cannot find my penis.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
