This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
They are going to name an STD after you.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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