But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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