He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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