I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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