You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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