She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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