Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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