yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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