I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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