It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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