That's intense
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Of course I have a pirate flag
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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