I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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