Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
