Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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