everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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