Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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