Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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