Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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