i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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