I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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