and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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