i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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