she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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